Emma Bong, 23 a student
Helen Best, 34 a solicitor
Jennie Larke, 27 a Bank Clark

Q.    Do you think British men have the smallest penises in Europe?

E    Yes, unfortunately I do.  I think Italian men totally live up to their reputation as stallions.  I was on holiday there last summer- oh my word!

J    My first reaction was yes, but actually the biggest penis' I have ever come across were in Ibiza, but most of them were English- so no I don't think so.

Q.    What do you consider average?

H It's weird because what I think is average, maybe small or large to someone else.  I think it depends on who you have slept with and how many.  But I'd say 6-7 inches was about right.

E    I totally agree.  I think the average I've seen is about 7 inches-, which is probably quite large.  I think that too many people get hung up about being average.  What is average? I mean does it exist? Furthermore, who wants to be average?

J    I would say that the average is 7 inches.  But smallest is a lot smaller at about 4 inches, and the largest is a lot larger, at about 9 inches.

Q.    Do you rate size?

J    I do completely.  It is as simple as that.  The bigger the better.  Men with small penis' just aren't as satisfying as larger men.  For some reason I don't find them as sexy or manly.

Q.    Yeah, but how can you tell- with their clothes on?

H    Aaaahhhh, it's all possible with a well-trained eye.  After following certain circles for a while it's easy to spot.  There are certain give a ways.  You often see certain tell tale signs.  Like a flash car- maybe a bit cliched, but it's true they often are compensating for something.

Q.  Have you ever had a great lover whom wasn't particularly large?

H   No

E   An O.K one I guess but nothing special

J    An average one I suppose- but as we said who wants to be average?

Q.    So no one with a small penis has ever satisfied you ?

J   It just isn't as simple as that.  Yes someone with a small penis has satisfied me, but I personally want more, I need more.  Sex is a whole experience, which needs to be complete- small genitalia just don't come into the equation.

Q.    Do you like penises ? A lot of women are repulsed by them.

E    I am repulsed by small, wimpy little things.  But a hard, large thick penis is the sexiest thing in the world, nothing gets me going more.  They make me feel so horny and in the mood.  

J    I don't particularly like penis'.  I do think they are a bit ugly.  But there is a big difference between a small penis and a large one

H    I totally agree- there is something really powerful about a thick penis- it almost reminds me of an electric screwdriver.

Q.    Some people say it's what you do with it that counts?

H    Bollocks!  It is up to a point but no you can't do it with a really small penis full stop.  No satisfaction what so ever- doesn't even touch the sides.

Q.    What are your opinions on Natural Penis Enlargement Pills?

J    I think they are fantastic.  I totally support them and respect all the men that have have used them to benefit them.  I have never met a man who has admitted to me that they have used them- but then I guess that is no surprise, but I bet I have slept with a few who have- good on them.  I think these such men are more flexible in their love making and can last longer.

H   I think they are fab.  All men should try it at least at a basic level, because not only does it enlarge your penis, but it also improves you staying power apparently and that means that we get a much more intense orgasm, which will probably last longer I also think that men with more muscular penises have more control over themselves which is all ways a bonus if nothing else.

E    This is the first I have heard of it- but yeah from what these two have said it sounds great.

Q.      So in conclusion size does matter?

H     I think I can speak for all when I say; Completely and utterly.  I don't mean to give anyone a complex- but I know that most men would like to think they were amazing in bed.   You are lacking one major thing if you don't have a large, thick penis. If you do have one naturally then you are blessed- if you don't then you should do something about it.